rnedia:

trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on

queenofmisandrists:

  • date the kind of people who will still respect you when you no longer love them
  • date the kind of people who will still respect you when they no longer love you
  • do not waste your emotional capacities on people whose respect for you is conditional

theperksofbeinga-jackass:

theperksofbeinga-jackass:

cumfort:

how does one turn their emotions off

Okay so first go to settings

I’m a fucking idiot I thought that said emojis at first

sealcat:

no we don’t use that room there was once a spider in it

k4rkl3s:

blaze it, i whisper as i light my homework on fire

angelispoopy:

gettin so high rn

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

dobrye:

kyoani pLE A S E

professorgoogoo:

Welcome to Homestuck Jane, get used to it.

spacestepmom:

gabyvousaime:

My sister and I do this sometimes… I am Vriska.

are u sure ur vriska tho

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emomami:

it’s so lovely outside wtf

tastefullyoffensive:

Man’s greatest invention. [video]

zamezuka:

fractiousdebutante:

your blog is basically what your bedroom wall would be if no one cared

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